Good news, everyone!
The water – cold, hot, heating, all of it has been restored! You might notice a slightly brownish tinge to it, at first, but let it run for a bit until it’s running clean and clear again.
I’ve been told the break was almost all the way around the pipe, but thankfully it was otherwise in good condition, and we were able to put a clamp on it. This is substantially cheaper, but still a solid option for this type of repair.
Thankfully, it wasn’t more severe! If you ever happen to notice unusually amounts of water on the ground, or water coming into your unit, please report it immediately!